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what i learned in new york

  Back — From New York. It was sort of an impromptu trip and I was moving heaven and earth to get things done so I could leave for a week so did not get much sleep before I left and definitely did not get much sleep after I got there. Got back last night, […]

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i am so on strike

  Oh I see. You think you can just neglect my fun :::wedding or shark attack poll::: and I will just keep posting away for your fun and amusement? Think again Bluto. Now go vote on :::my fun poll:::. Jeez. I am so on strike.   :::

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return of the mocking bird

  My mocking bird is back — It is after 3 in the morning and he is singing his lungs out to me. The mocking bird totally dumped me a while back. But now. He is back. Singing. And singing. And singing. Clearly this mocking bird is drawn against his will and judgment to something […]

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crush factor

  I was at this party — Talking about guys [I know that comes as a shock] when someone said, What is a crush? This was a funny question to me my whole life people have been talking about crushes but maybe that is a U.S. thing so I came up with a definition and […]

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evil luring breadsticks

  The other day — I heard a man on the television say men would not cheat if there weren’t so many women willing to be there for men to cheat with. This was on a talk show and a whole bunch of women in the audience nodded saying, “Yes, yes.” Like the whole answer […]

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