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my glass heart

my glass heart

Twenty years. Holy fuck. Twenty years. Blogging. I was going all the way back and remembering… January 2006. My Glass Heart So. It is 2006. A bright new shiny year. Full of potential. In a bright new shiny apartment. No more crazy landlords. No more crazy roommates. Just me. The bed. The desk. I sold […]

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The Fall Guy dog Jean Claude!

jean claude!

I just watched The Fall Guy (yes I know I am way behind on movies) and in addition to being gobsmacked again by chiseled Ryan Gosling (that is always confusing to me, it’s like when hobbits got good looking, my brain gets confused computing things like that) there is the cutest dog in the world […]

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marketing genius!

    According to my inbox, men are interested in: •Hot Asian chicks •Hot Russian chicks •Hot Filipino chicks AND MONSTROUSLY LARGER PENISES!     I cannot be Russian, Filipino, or Asian, but — GENIUS! I can totally sell larger penises.     All you have to put in the box is a magnifying glass […]

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"nice guys" finish last

  The article I’m about to point you to, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person, really needs to be circulated, and circulated widely, for the benefit of men.  I say “for men” because most women don’t actually need to hear it.  Women, in general, have known for centuries you need to […]

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there is a knock on the door

  There is a knock on the door. It is the balcony door and the balcony is several feet off the ground and also barricaded so not a normal entrance way. I open the door. It is the squirrel.   I think maybe I’m not ready to get quite this close to the squirrel so […]

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love and the big yellow dog

  There is a woman — Who walks a big yellow dog past my place. She always wears a nice dress and shoes. She is always quiet and frowning a little. Tonight she and her yellow dog went by with a nice man. You could tell he was nice because he had a good smile […]

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