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Mornings Smokes & Mayhem

mornings, smokes and mayhem

This morning at 4:30 AM I was out on the building’s amenity deck having a smoke. The deck itself is locked down during those hours but there is a little tiny smoking patio there outside the building doors. And I had my smoke. And I headed back inside.  And there was screaming.  Full throated screaming. […]

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closet 1, max 0

The closet broke me. Okay, really the new closet shelf broke me. How do toggles break? Seriously? That closet shelf is so going back to the manufacturer. Part of the entire reason for buying a really overpriced closet shelf from THAT company was it came with super hardware. That, um, broke. It is time for […]

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fucking snow

I have a flurries forecast for the next hour in San Antonio. Fucking snow? Whut? I am SO glad I moved here. I’m in a pretty solid area in terms of the power grid. I know. I checked before I took the place. I’m downtown on the same power block as a really big hospital […]

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too many projects!

The shoe cupboard came. It is fancy and nice and I was calling it my birthday present because it allegedly was not going to arrive until February, (Max Mas, yay!), but it came early. Pretty, right? Yay! No more shoes in the entry hall! Also it better be pretty. It took four hours to assemble. […]

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overhead shot of shredded papers in a bowl

I need a wood chipper

Why, you ask, would I need a wood chipper? Shredding! Sweet Mother Mary! Shredding took forever. The little shredder can do 12 pages at a time, but I had 15 years to shred. A friend asked why I had all those documents and it’s because I’m not just a person, I’m a business, so it’s […]

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marines, we are leaving!

Okay things here on the WordPress servers are getting more than ugly ads way on the blog courtesy of WordPress so I will not be posting more around here while the blog is still on the WordPress site. BUT! I am moving the blog so that you can still catch up on all the celluloidblonde […]

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black chair beside green palm plant

saving the desk chair, again!

Wow, I have been a bad blogger. I have not posted in forever. Ahhh! Sorry about that. I should update you on the upcoming :::September 2018 Classes::: Hit that link. Doy. In other news, I destroyed the desk chair again. This is the result of working too many hours in a chair just basically destroying […]

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hands of blue

Me staring in bathroom cupboard searching for cleaning products because the shower stall floor is looking not sparkley white and, to be truthful, a little hinky (Austin water is strange and not to be trusted, things water-esque in Austin turn orange if you do not stay on top of them): Oops, all out of hinky-shower-type […]

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