According to my inbox, men are interested in: •Hot Asian chicks •Hot Russian chicks •Hot Filipino chicks AND MONSTROUSLY LARGER PENISES! I cannot be Russian, Filipino, or Asian, but — GENIUS! I can totally sell larger penises. All you have to put in the box is a magnifying glass […]
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Apparently I have upset a bunch of “nice guys” by re-posting the David Wong essay and now they are gathered on another board dedicated to “no hate talk” calling me ignorant and stupid, among other things. Fun! As long as people are all riled up though, here is Louis CK’s observations on women dating. […]
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3fIZuW9P_M] [That is TracyMcMillan in a Ted Talk. Cool stuff.]
So. Men — Christmas is around the corner. Parties! Then New Year’s Eve. Parties! Then, be still my beating heart, Valentine’s Day. Party! [And that last one should be private.] Want a date for those parties? Then for the love of God, man, wear good jeans. [That is most likely what you will be […]
On this day of — October 1st, on or about the strike of Cinderella midnight, I hereby unveil the winners of the great date essay competition. Yay! :::the winners::: where the art work comes from : that is from john carroll doyle
One day left for — The great date essay competition. Ooh la la. This has actually resulted in a certain amount of trauma because people keep sending in letters with attachments that my poor old Outlook program cannot read or see. Finally, I was forced to dust off Thunderbird just so I could see […]
Probably my favorite favorite cartoon in the whole world happy Valentine’s Day yay! where that comic is from : that is from cyanide and happiness at explosm.net
Ahem — Things Men Shouldn’t Do On Dates : Announce you broke up with your long time steady three days ago — in the car before your date’s seatbelt is on or you turn the engine on. Tell your date you are on a budget — suggest she stick to the house salad and […]
The other day — I heard a man on the television say men would not cheat if there weren’t so many women willing to be there for men to cheat with. This was on a talk show and a whole bunch of women in the audience nodded saying, “Yes, yes.” Like the whole answer […]