uh oh
Uh oh.
Twenty one days till Valentine’s Day and NO BOYFRIEND.
This is no way to get flowers and candy.
where the art work comes from :
that is from alacrity danger
Uh oh.
Twenty one days till Valentine’s Day and NO BOYFRIEND.
This is no way to get flowers and candy.
where the art work comes from :
that is from alacrity danger
0 Responses to uh oh
Obviously you need to relocate to the east coast. Tons of boyfriends over here. Tons of ’em.
I want photographic evidence.
I’ve heard Alaska is the place for plentiful manly men.
It didn’t have to be this way — you’re the one who initiated the restraining order.:-)
Ad, it is too dark in Alaska.
Eddie, sorry ’bout that the neighbors were all complaining about the naked guy in the bushes.
Well, maybe not tons…but what we do have is quality.
Photographic. Proof.
Well…you’ve seen me.
I seem to remember sometime typing “Tons of boyfriends over here. Tons of ‘em.”
Just picture me…standing with tons of other guys just like me.
This is sounding more and more like a hypothetical.
Hey, sometimes you just need to take a gamble and roll the dice.
Silly Dan. You are one of a kind so I know you are making this tons and tons thing all up.
Well, it is dark in Alaska for half the year. But the other half is really nice. You alternate. LA in winter, Alaska in summer – what could be better. Assuming you like fresh air, moose and that sort of thing.
Aw shucks. Can’t blame a guy for trying a little bit of deception just to get you on a plane, now can ya?
Oh but I can.
And that, my dear, is what makes you the Blonde Assassin.
I don’t have a boyfriend either…..but I think my wife may object if I did.