I’m admiring Easter egg designs I will probably never rally myself at all to do. I like monochrome and black & white. Also foil eggs are really pretty. I’m pretty sure children would not be as excited about monochrome and foiled eggs. Children have really garish taste and like huge big splashy colors. I tell […]
For ONE HUNDRED YEARS — This guy has been pulling on his tatty little red outfit and showing up to spread joy and commerce and what did you leave him last year? Cookies right? Maybe some milk? Poor bastard. This year leave cash. And maybe a nice Men’s Warehouse gift certificate.
LOVE! Love – Erm, make that healthy love and no psychopaths and also mutual. Love – Erm, make that healthy love with a male straight guy and also mutual and no psychopaths and also mutual and maybe he also likes me not just is tolerating me or putting up with my quirks because o’ […]
September is mildly crazed because I have two weeks off in late August early September between AFW classes to do just about everything I don’t have time to do while AFW classes are in session. So, it’s time off — with no time off. This is not a bad thing. Part of what […]
There is this hashtag on Twitter #ForcedFamilyFun that is brilliant — which is totally surprising. Hashtag #ForcedFamilyFun was started by a TBS TV show sponsor [The Detour] and usually those crash and burn hard — but not this time. I do not know if the show is any good I have never watched it but […]
I am never quite sure — What to say on Veteran’s Day. As an American I apparently have a histrionic duty to thank all soldiers for defending “America” and “freedom” and “democracy.” But. America is pretty much in the tank, elections are a sham, as is “democracy” which for sure is not what we […]
Step 1: Throw pumpkin beer in trash. Step 2: Pour real beer. Step 3: Drink real beer.