dear chinese medicine....
Me: Dear Chinese Medicine, what is wrong with me?
Chinese Medicine: It’s your spleen, Babe.
Me: What do I do to fix the spleen?
Chinese Medicine: Avoid ice-cold drinks, salads, raw vegetables, and fruits (like watermelon) in excess, also minimize dairy, processed sugar, and greasy/fried foods.
Me (sipping iced coffee laced with milk while eyeing the contents of the fridge: cold chicken, yogurt, salad, another gallon of milk, watermelon… ): You don’t say….
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Chinese Medicine always knows. :::sigh:::
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Your Just Be Nice to the Spleen Adams Girl