I used to play Tetris all the time on Eddie Izzard’s site. All. The. Time. I had high score a lot there too (you could look it up if the game was still up on Izzard’s site, player name Cujo). And who knows what kind of havoc people playing that game on Eddie’s site played […]
This is the funniest thing I have seen in forever I am crying laughing — There is a catch. TikTok is being freaky and that won’t play if you hit the arrow to play, and also, if you hit “watch now” won’t take you to the actual TikTok vid of hilarious Newt’s beach trip. It […]
I have decided from here on out, I am not going to try to figure out people’s motivations or reasons for acting weird any more. I’m just going to give everything a SERIOUSLY positive spin in my favor from this day forward. I’m going with, “Because I’m so goddamned good looking.” It totally works! For […]
Hors d’oeuvre: Pie! Appetizer: Pie! Main Course: Pie! Dessert: Pie! Midnight Snack: Pie! Happy Thanksgiving! Love & Kisses, Your Pie Loving Adams Girl
MONDAY: Me: Ready?Avocado: No. TUESDAY: Me: Ready?Avocado: No WEDNESDAY: Me: Ready?Avocado: No THURSDAY: Me: Ready?Avocado: No FRIDAY: Avocado: Ready!Me: I’m in the shower!Avocado: Ticking down!Me: Ow I have soap in my eye!Avocado: Tick tock…Me: Ready!Avocado: Too late.
I’m admiring Easter egg designs I will probably never rally myself at all to do. I like monochrome and black & white. Also foil eggs are really pretty. I’m pretty sure children would not be as excited about monochrome and foiled eggs. Children have really garish taste and like huge big splashy colors. I tell […]
I got bat email today. This is my favorite line: “The bats will enter your apartment and hide until dark, which is when their flying party starts.” Bat flying party! Woo! Also: “Our maintenance team can do a lot of things, being BATMAN is not one of them.” Did you know bats are protected? I […]
Groundhog Day is never getting old to me. Happy Groundhog Day!
Me staring in bathroom cupboard searching for cleaning products because the shower stall floor is looking not sparkley white and, to be truthful, a little hinky (Austin water is strange and not to be trusted, things water-esque in Austin turn orange if you do not stay on top of them): Oops, all out of hinky-shower-type […]
I love this like a shark loves blood: