conversations with the avocado
MONDAY: Me: Ready?Avocado: No. TUESDAY: Me: Ready?Avocado: No WEDNESDAY: Me: Ready?Avocado: No THURDAY: Me: Ready?Avocado: No FRIDAY: Avocado: Ready!Me: I’m in the shower!Avocado: Ticking down!Me: Ow I have soap in my eye!Avocado: Tick tock…Me: Ready!Avocado: Too late.