thanksgiving the casa max way
Hors d’oeuvre: Pie! Appetizer: Pie! Main Course: Pie! Dessert: Pie! Midnight Snack: Pie! Happy Thanksgiving! Love & Kisses, Your Pie Loving Adams Girl
Hors d’oeuvre: Pie! Appetizer: Pie! Main Course: Pie! Dessert: Pie! Midnight Snack: Pie! Happy Thanksgiving! Love & Kisses, Your Pie Loving Adams Girl
MONDAY: Me: Ready?Avocado: No. TUESDAY: Me: Ready?Avocado: No WEDNESDAY: Me: Ready?Avocado: No THURSDAY: Me: Ready?Avocado: No FRIDAY: Avocado: Ready!Me: I’m in the shower!Avocado: Ticking down!Me: Ow I have soap in my eye!Avocado: Tick tock…Me: Ready!Avocado: Too late.
I’m admiring Easter egg designs I will probably never rally myself at all to do. I like monochrome and black & white. Also foil eggs are really pretty. I’m pretty sure children would not be as excited about monochrome and foiled eggs. Children have really garish taste and like huge big splashy colors. I tell […]
I got bat email today. This is my favorite line: “The bats will enter your apartment and hide until dark, which is when their flying party starts.” Bat flying party! Woo! Also: “Our maintenance team can do a lot of things, being BATMAN is not one of them.” Did you know bats are protected? I […]
Groundhog Day is never getting old to me. Happy Groundhog Day!
Me staring in bathroom cupboard searching for cleaning products because the shower stall floor is looking not sparkley white and, to be truthful, a little hinky (Austin water is strange and not to be trusted, things water-esque in Austin turn orange if you do not stay on top of them): Oops, all out of hinky-shower-type […]
I love this like a shark loves blood:
Dogs in my building — Are savvy. It’s very windy, sort of cold, most people taking the dogs out just want the dogs to go pee and to dash back inside. The dogs don’t mind the wind and cold, though. The dogs kind of like it and want to hang out outside longer. So the […]
So I saw this application to a NASA position from Jack Davis [age 9]: I immedately knew 2 things: 1: NASA was in trouble if it was considering job applications from 9 year olds. 2: I needed to follow Jack Davis’s lead writing to NASA applying for the planetary protection officer job, [eat my […]
It appears a certain amount of trust has been lost here because you don’t believe my super [anti] hero doppelganger is Harley Quinn. Okay, let’s try this again. Super [Anti] Hero Doppelganger Harley Quinn yay! Me yay! [I get to “yay!” me, shut up.] *I don’t make this stuff up, I got a lot of […]