There is a knock on the door. It is the balcony door and the balcony is several feet off the ground and also barricaded so not a normal entrance way. I open the door. It is the squirrel. I think maybe I’m not ready to get quite this close to the squirrel so […]
Long long ago — In a galaxy far far away [okay Austin but quit it I am trying to set a tone here] I moved to [yes] Austin and I and a bunch of friends went to the Austin film festival. [Okay two years ago stop it what about setting tone here was not […]
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Ahem — Things Men Shouldn’t Do On Dates : Announce you broke up with your long time steady three days ago — in the car before your date’s seatbelt is on or you turn the engine on. Tell your date you are on a budget — suggest she stick to the house salad and […]
I got a call — From a friend saying a friend of hers asked for my number and she told him she would give me his number instead. And then she gave me his number. [This was all colored by the fact he wanted the number of the “beautiful blonde” so I could pretty […]