I went to a building event tonight. It was an outdoor movie on the amenities deck. It was the new Top Gun movie. It was fun. Also Tom Cruise has totally stopped aging. I don’t know how. I so want to talk to his dermatologist. I don’t usually mention ghosts to other people here. Not […]
I have a new ghost. I figured out something was up when right after I moved in the elevator told me the building was on fire [it wasn’t] take the stairs [I didn’t] and then the doors in the trash bay loading dock locked me out on the loading dock. You could say these were […]
You knew I was not going to leave Marilyn sitting right? Well okay I have before but this move I am hanging the art. There is Marilyn. She is living in the entry hall and has a pretty spotlight. [All the wires are not tucked away yet. It’s a process. Quit it!] Marilyn’s background is […]
Charlie came out from behind and beat Marilyn and Rothko both out for the fame wall. He is like Smarty Jones. You don’t see him coming till he swooshes by. Charlie was supposed to go on the entry wall. Uh ohs. What do I put on the entry wall? See all those books on that […]
I went out today on my own downtown. I haven’t left the building since I got here except once with a colleague to go see the studio. That makes heading out on my own walking through downtown a big thing. I’ve always been some agoraphobic. I got more that after locking down two years. I’m […]
I got bat email today. This is my favorite line: “The bats will enter your apartment and hide until dark, which is when their flying party starts.” Bat flying party! Woo! Also: “Our maintenance team can do a lot of things, being BATMAN is not one of them.” Did you know bats are protected? I […]
Dear Lysol: Here is my pretty feng shui kitchen. Here is my not so pretty not so feng shui kitchen with your ginormous logo in it. I get you spent a gadzillion dollars on logos and branding. It worked. I buy your product. But could I not have a huge blue and yellow and red […]
The closet broke me. Okay, really the new closet shelf broke me. How do toggles break? Seriously? That closet shelf is so going back to the manufacturer. Part of the entire reason for buying a really overpriced closet shelf from THAT company was it came with super hardware. That, um, broke. It is time for […]
I got up early today. It was for a parade. Not just any parade. A rodeo parade. This is totally out of character for me but the parade was going down my street in front of my building and if San Antonio is going to deliver a parade to my front door it would be […]
Groundhog Day is never getting old to me. Happy Groundhog Day!