My beautiful little office chair is trying to go poof like a :::lucky T-shirt::: Well the edge of the seat is. It’s not actually covered in leather, it is covered in “leatherette.” I guess “leatherette” has a 3 year expiration date. I’m tracking down the manufacturer to see if I can buy the little […]
Every device — With a clock should have a button that says “clock.” That way, you can change the time without hunting up and studying a manual and directions that would confound NASA space technicians. Since the car and CD player do not have this NECESSARY button their clocks will remain on the wrong […]
On Monday night, my cousin’s teen daughters, Solana and Maya, lost their home. It burned to the ground. Literally. I am beyond grateful Solana and Maya and their mother Stefanie are okay. But they need, well — Everything. If you have extra clothes — emphasis on teenage girl clothes — you […]
I am trying — To come up with a cool nickname that is sassy. It has to rhyme and be fun. Craig Ferguson is The Hot Mess from Loch Ness. Surely I can come up with something as good. I am a comedy writer. Tragically my head got locked in on The Confused Lay […]
So WordPress every time I try to look at comments tells me I don’t have any comments. In the old days, you could just ignore this a couple days and it would straighten out. But lately it is every time and this has been going on months. [Which is why I am not responding […]
I post a link on Twitter — It is about one out of every hundred American Citizens being incarcerated. As in prison. That doesn’t count jail. Or awaiting trial. Or just detained for oh I dunno any reason you want for seven YEARS without charges or representation, as in Guantanamo. That’s just people serving […]
Things I think I know : My mother and father married specifically because my mother was pregnant. I look exactly like my father — except for being one foot shorter and also that breasts and being a girl thing. My first name is Russian. I was named after a girl my father grew up […]