For ONE HUNDRED YEARS — This guy has been pulling on his tatty little red outfit and showing up to spread joy and commerce and what did you leave him last year? Cookies right? Maybe some milk? Poor bastard. This year leave cash. And maybe a nice Men’s Warehouse gift certificate.
This is totally overdue, Couch Potato Austin has kept me up and running and alive while I was recovering from an injury and Couch Potato Austin rocks so I should give them a shout out. Here it is. Shout Out! Couch Potato Austin! Yay! Part of me is hesitant to do that because, you […]
This is — My favorite Christmas story ever. When in Doubt, Throw Hard Candy [AKA The Santa from Hell] — by Toni McGee Causey When the kids were little — I think Jake was three and Luke was seven — Christmas felt like it was going to be slim. Make that downright anorexic. […]
For the early days — Of my life, flowers were always something someone else brought or gave to you. Mostly associated with men. And death. Men came calling, men sent flowers. [Not for me, pervo, I was a little kid, jeez, for adult female relatives and family friends!] Loved ones died? People sent […]
This is — My favorite Christmas story ever. When in Doubt, Throw Hard Candy [AKA The Santa from Hell] — by Toni McGee Causey When the kids were little — I think Jake was three and Luke was seven — Christmas felt like it was going to be slim. Make that downright anorexic. […]
At the risk of being grossly commercial here [hey it is Christmas, never say I do not understand the Christmas spirit o’ commerce] if you are still running about and have not found that perfect gift for the screenwriter on your list [well diamonds would work too but let’s say you are thrifty and want […]
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There is — Such an enforced extreme in your face “jocularity” during the holiday season, blaring from the speakers in stores and malls and hospital elevators, shouting at you from the television and radio, enforced cheerful near hysterical holiday mania shouting “Your life is supposed to be this!” “This” apparently being some sort of […]
For ONE HUNDRED YEARS — This guy has been pulling on his tatty little red outfit and showing up to spread joy and commerce and what did you leave him last year? Cookies right? Maybe some milk? Poor bastard. This year leave cash. And maybe a nice Men’s Warehouse gift certificate. And whiskey. […]
For ONE HUNDRED YEARS — This guy has been pulling on his tatty little red outfit and showing up to spread joy and commerce and what did you leave him last year? Cookies right? Maybe some milk? Poor bastard. This year leave cash. And maybe a nice Men’s Warehouse gift certificate. where […]