I hate politics. I hate politics even more because they are so important these days it seems like I can’t do nothing or just ignore them. The fate of the world — literally — hangs in the balance. Fucking politics. So Joe Biden, who’s the most honorable president since Jimmy Carter and also impressive in […]
Two hurricanes are building and roiling in the Eastern Pacific Ocean and about to slam hell out of Mexico. Hurricane Willa and Hurricane Vicente. It sucks to be Mexico on a coast facing the Eastern Pacific Ocean right now. I’m so sorry, Mexico. After that, the storms are expected to do a diabolical weather dance […]
I love this like a shark loves blood:
Once upon a time an excitable friend sent me an email forward. “Toxic rat radioactive urine on Coca Cola cans killing people!” He was worried about my health. I drink a lot of Coca Cola. He meant well. He was not happy with me when I said, “You know, rat urine is not toxic […]
Okay, not really. The Middle East crisis is a pretty big crisis and I can’t solve it. But — We’ve been avenging ourselves on Middle Eastern countries for 911 and fighting a “war on terror” now for 14 years. Did we win yet? Has terror stopped? Does anyone feel safer? I’ve given […]
I am never quite sure — What to say on Veteran’s Day. As an American I apparently have a histrionic duty to thank all soldiers for defending “America” and “freedom” and “democracy.” But. America is pretty much in the tank, elections are a sham, as is “democracy” which for sure is not what we […]
This is too many kinds of awesome not to share. Dear Internetz: You’re welcome. :::click it::: :::you know you want to::: (not the leaf, you pervos, the picture, jeez!)
:::FIND OUT MORE AT FEMINISTING.COM::: #InternationalWomensDay *Hey, it could work, dammit. The official language of Iceland is Icelandic, which is Germanic. I speak some German already. Also there are a lot of English speakers there. Quit laughing.
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In 1988, the Ayatollah Khomeini put a price on author Salmon Rushdie’s head. Rushdie wasn’t wanted “dead or alive.” Khomeini wanted Rushdie dead. I don’t know what the original price tag was for one dead author, but as of 2013, the price on Rushdie’s head was over 3 million pounds. The Ayatollah is […]