help me obi wan kenobi!
To come up with a cool nickname that is sassy. It has to rhyme and be fun. Craig Ferguson is The Hot Mess from Loch Ness. Surely I can come up with something as good. I am a comedy writer.
Tragically my head got locked in on The Confused Lay from L.A.
It is like when you get a song stuck in your head I have not been able to get my brain out of that repeat.
[Okay really it was “hot” first but that was just whacky and then “confused” landed which is less suggestive but still. Help me Obi Wan Kenobi!]
[Girl in Gray from L.A. is not sassy and Blonde Assassin does not rhyme with L.A. Also I had to look up the spelling of Kenobi.]