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and now in an uncharacteristically impetuous move

  Okay now I am playing with an entirely different template. How, um, out of character. [not really] p.s. since i am not being funny today and this is very funny you should go read it: questions i want to ask potential new roommates based on experiences with the roommate he will be replacing…. I […]

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feeding the blog

  Okay, I have not been feeding the blog. I know that. But, I have been doing THINGS blog. That counts, right? THINGS blog? See, I have discovered this very cool template on WordPress and have sort of duplicated the blog there. This was an accident brought on by getting dragged into WordPress to play […]

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today i am a god

  Today I — Dropped new memory into the computer. Nifty, right? Except. It did not work. It took the whole computer down. So here I was thinking, Oh fuck, I killed the computer. This is so bad! Bad, Max, Bad! I pulled the memory card out and the computer worked again. I put it […]

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system terrors : part two

  Okay. I did it. I started — The god awful arduous process of updating the computer system. This is always bad news. I know that going in. But you have to do it because those freaky software people make it harder and harder to not do it over a span of, oh, maybe three […]

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just for pooks

  This is just for Pooks because I know it will make her crazy and I sort of like making Pooks crazy… The other day, I was talking to someone about desks. Someone who needed it explained you do not burry a zen sand garden under a stack of papers. I stepped away from my […]

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system terrors : part one

  So. I am at this terrible software crossroads. Software crossroads are what people with a hell of a lot of legacy software have to navigate when/if they upgrade system software. See, system upgrades, without fail, cause enormous problems. A million things stop working, you have to go hunt up patches, if you are lucky […]

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oh holy jesus: part deux

    For some reason I just out of curiosity was hitting what’s new links. I do this sometimes. And I hit the Max and Cow link. And I am watching Flash Max & Cow, cracking up thinking, Wow, that was really funny. [I crack myself up a lot, I do not even care if […]

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sasquatch is in the house

  Something horrible — Has happened to my ftp connection. I suspect it has something to do with my incredibly web unsavvy building management and their incredibly bad building server and the incredibly not efficient IT team that allegedly services a server I can only guess they bought on sale at Ikea or something. And, […]

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