feng shui

marilyn returns

You knew I was not going to leave Marilyn sitting right? Well okay I have before but this move I am hanging the art. There is Marilyn. She is living in the entry hall and has a pretty spotlight. [All the wires are not tucked away yet. It’s a process. Quit it!] Marilyn’s background is […]


charlie scoops marilyn!

Charlie came out from behind and beat Marilyn and Rothko both out for the fame wall. He is like Smarty Jones. You don’t see him coming till he swooshes by. Charlie was supposed to go on the entry wall. Uh ohs. What do I put on the entry wall? See all those books on that […]


key on top of blue sheet of paper with handwriting

dear lysol

Dear Lysol: Here is my pretty feng shui kitchen. Here is my not so pretty not so feng shui kitchen with your ginormous logo in it. I get you spent a gadzillion dollars on logos and branding. It worked. I buy your product. But could I not have a huge blue and yellow and red […]


stylish jackets on rack in room

closet 1, max 0

The closet broke me. Okay, really the new closet shelf broke me. How do toggles break? Seriously? That closet shelf is so going back to the manufacturer. Part of the entire reason for buying a really overpriced closet shelf from THAT company was it came with super hardware. That, um, broke. It is time for […]


grayscale photo of books

the great book war

I have books. Many many books. Not as many books as I used to have. I used to have 1,000 pounds of books. I know this because I paid to move 1,000 pounds of books one time. That was a lot of moves ago. It is surprising how many books you at one time thought […]


marilyn vs rothko

Art. It is a dilemma. The art is always fighting with feng shui too. The Marilyn and Rothko fight is about that. There is this spot of wall between two windows that is perfect for one big piece of art. The Marilyn piece would be perfect in that spot. So would the Rothko piece though. […]


black chair beside green palm plant

saving the desk chair, again!

Wow, I have been a bad blogger. I have not posted in forever. Ahhh! Sorry about that. I should update you on the upcoming :::September 2018 Classes::: Hit that link. Doy. In other news, I destroyed the desk chair again. This is the result of working too many hours in a chair just basically destroying […]


closet frenzy

  It seems like after all the work I did clearing out the closet it should look neater than this. Hmm.     Also word on the street is the world is ending tomorrow in which case I am going to be really mad I spent days cleaning out and organizing that closet. :::grrr:::  


baseball cap dementia

  Why does one woman — Own 30 baseball caps?     [When I say “one woman” I mean me.]     I spend hundreds of dollars on my hair. It is criminal to own this many baseball caps AND spend this much on my hair. That crazy contradiction might even spell mental instability.   […]