feng shui

grayscale photo of books

the great book war

I have books. Many many books. Not as many books as I used to have. I used to have 1,000 pounds of books. I know this because I paid to move 1,000 pounds of books one time. That was a lot of moves ago. It is surprising how many books you at one time thought […]


saving the desk chair, again!

Wow, I have been a bad blogger. I have not posted in forever. Ahhh! Sorry about that. I should update you on the upcoming :::September 2018 Classes::: Hit that link. Doy. In other news, I destroyed the desk chair again. This is the result of working too many hours in a chair just basically destroying […]


closet frenzy

  It seems like after all the work I did clearing out the closet it should look neater than this. Hmm.     Also word on the street is the world is ending tomorrow in which case I am going to be really mad I spent days cleaning out and organizing that closet. :::grrr:::  


baseball cap dementia

  Why does one woman — Own 30 baseball caps?     [When I say “one woman” I mean me.]     I spend hundreds of dollars on my hair. It is criminal to own this many baseball caps AND spend this much on my hair. That crazy contradiction might even spell mental instability.   […]



No love for the chair? Seriously? Oh you bastards. Do I not sweat? Do I not bleed? Do you not know what went into the new chair seat? Let’s look at it another way. Before. And After. That’s right dammit.   Also I put the new chair casters on today. The old casters were trashed. […]


the great chair project

After a year of watching my poor chair slide into decrepitude — I am abusive to work chairs and it was true decrepitude, I could not sit in that office chair anymore without physical pain and also had to place witty throws on the chair when guests came over to camouflage the tragedy — and […]



Things done today: Reviewed 8 student assignments. Reviewed 1 writing sample. Read 3 feature scripts. Set up office. Yay yay yay! Yeah yeah yeah I know it is ridiculous it took THAT LONG to set up the office, but I have been really busy and also there was that getting injured thing that made standing […]


i am the otter

  This is so cool. I am the otter. I love otters. Yay! Also the otter description is cool: Otter: Jan 20 – Feb 18 A little quirky, and unorthodox, the Otter is a hard one to figure sometimes. Perceived as unconventional, the Otter methods aren’t the first ones chosen to get the job done. […]