In the midst of fire, flame, brimstone and political purgatory — A friend sent me this. It is very beautiful. And time outs for beauty are warranted. Without it the eternal battle would be very empty. What would we win? [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24vaxNH91w] And then I found this too. Which I cannot leave […]
This comes from — Prophet451 on the Democratic Underground. The guy just became my new hero. [I am posting it in its entirety too it is brilliant and I want you to read the whole thing but please visit :::Democratic Underground::: too.] Dear Republicans, Fuck you. No, I’m not joking. I’m sick of […]
Everyone is worried — About a national financial crisis. I do not think we have a crisis at all. Everyone knows where the national treasury is. Doy. Sitting in a Haliburton vault. I say we crack that baby open and use those tax payer bucks for what they were intended for. That should not […]
I light a cigarette backwards. This is when I know maybe the two cadillac margaritas I have had are enough to drink. I disregard this and order another. My friend does not. She has to drive. I do not. I can be reckless. Our waiter does not approve. He hated us when we arrived. […]
where that cartoon comes from : that is from xkcd
My favorite theory — For why California is going to fall into the ocean is the National Geographic Theory. It goes like this : Everyone in California gets National Geographic. No one throws away National Geographic. Garages are filling with National Geographic up and down the fault line and one day, poof, they will […]
I am walking — Along Hollywood Boulevard. I am at the corner of Highland where all the street performers perform in between being rousted by cops for blocking traffic and getting in the way of lost bodies swarming a metro bus stop. Two of the performers have a little organ set up and are […]
I know — This is wrong but it is funny as hell to me. An Australian was fined for driving with a case of beer seat belted in for safety and a five year old kid unbelted sitting on the floor. :::save the beer::: The driver was fined $750 for driving an unregistered uninsured […]
It was — One of those long drives I used to do on Hiway 10. Usually going from parts Louisiana or Texas headed parts home to California. It was night. The road was lonely. And [cover your eyes Great Aunt Agnes] I really had to pee. I mean really. Like wet your pants really. […]
Okay I feel bad about that dancing cat thing [not really] so to make it up to you [I so needed an excuse to post this] I bring you an exposé on the cheeseburger cat. *you did not know the lolcat worked for the empire did you? where i found that […]