This is totally overdue, Couch Potato Austin has kept me up and running and alive while I was recovering from an injury and Couch Potato Austin rocks so I should give them a shout out. Here it is. Shout Out! Couch Potato Austin! Yay! Part of me is hesitant to do that because, you […]
@mgmyself: cigarette ash and mouse pad: bad bad bad combination. @CelluloidBlonde: Silly MG that is why you want a laser mouse not a trackball mouse @mgmyself: mine is not a trackball one. But I have a glass desk and it doesn’t work so I need the mouse pad :( @CelluloidBlonde: Just pretend the mouse […]
I get a new DVD. I put it in. It begins to play. There is always this sort of painful disk ramping up and shooting through pre-ad crap and previews while a new disk warms up. I do not always mind the previews. Mostly they are annoying but once in a while one is […]
I am — Standing outside a bar having a smoke. A man who is a total stranger to me walks up to me and tells me I should not smoke. [I do not know why total strangers think it is okay to tell me what to do.] I say, Oh it is a job […]
I light a cigarette backwards. This is when I know maybe the two cadillac margaritas I have had are enough to drink. I disregard this and order another. My friend does not. She has to drive. I do not. I can be reckless. Our waiter does not approve. He hated us when we arrived. […]