Dear Blonde Assassin — What is the correct way for an assassin to don her bra? Yours in Curiosity, Lingerie Loretta Dear Lingerie Loretta : I am so glad you asked. Linjitsu is a highly overlooked art. Fortunately for you and I there is a training clip yay! : :::bra linjitsu::: Love […]
Dear Blonde Assassin — They’ve banned Fireworks in my home town again. No fireworks means no risk of small fires. That means no Firemen for my Insanity In Training Cat to attack. I am so depressed. Any suggestions? Yours Truly The Dark Invader Dear Dark Invader : You do not need fireworks […]
Miss Adams cannot post today. She is too hung over. Perhaps I will look for letters. You sent LETTERS right? That is another Chaovsky shot. Chaovsky is one of my favorites. You should go look at his work.
Say, while — I am carousing. Write me something pithy. I cannot be witty and pithy all on my own all the time here you know — especially with the hangover I am planning to have — attempt to contribute here. *write the blonde assassin at blonde_assassin at celluloidblonde dot com *yes that […]
Um. There was a — Small accident with blonde assassin mail and blonde assassin letters that were going to go up here got disintegrated. Oops. If you sent a letter, well, sorry, that is gone. Do not despair though. Just write a new letter. [Wow, how easy is that? I am such a solver.] […]