This is on of my favorite author letters responding to news the author’s book has been banned, penned by Harper Lee in 1966 when she heard To Kill a Mockingbird was pulled from school library shelves by the Hanover County School Board in Virginia. [Harper Lee so rocks.] Monroeville, Alabama January, 1966 Editor, The […]
Dear Blonde Assassin — Isn’t the power of the Internet, that wonderful series of tubes [maybe copper….maybe PVC] an amazing thing? I came across you as you left a comment on a WordPress blog of which I follow quite regularly. Your comment was actually a response to my comment, which led me to follow […]
Dear Blonde Assassin — They’ve banned Fireworks in my home town again. No fireworks means no risk of small fires. That means no Firemen for my Insanity In Training Cat to attack. I am so depressed. Any suggestions? Yours Truly The Dark Invader Dear Dark Invader : You do not need fireworks […]
Say, while — I am carousing. Write me something pithy. I cannot be witty and pithy all on my own all the time here you know — especially with the hangover I am planning to have — attempt to contribute here. *write the blonde assassin at blonde_assassin at celluloidblonde dot com *yes that […]
Um. There was a — Small accident with blonde assassin mail and blonde assassin letters that were going to go up here got disintegrated. Oops. If you sent a letter, well, sorry, that is gone. Do not despair though. Just write a new letter. [Wow, how easy is that? I am such a solver.] […]
Dear Blonde Assassin — I like the idea of your having a church, and I want it to succeed. However, if you want people to come to your church, you’re going to have to spice it up a bit. People are tired of boring churches. With that in mind, I have a few suggestions. […]
Dear Blonde Assassin — Did you get laid under the moon during the eclipse? If not, why not? If so, when are you posting the explicit photos with graphic detail? I’d hate to miss those. Signed, Hopeful Romantic Dear JanieBelle — Wait, back up. I mean, um — Dear Hopeful […]
Dear Blonde Assassin — If the rumors are true, and the WGA strike is nearly over, then we should expect a return of pseudo-quality to the airwaves soon. What three current shows would you put at the top of your assassination list? [Personally, I’d axe a few reality shows and anything that gets compared […]
Damn you people — Where are the LETTERS? Here I am all alone with a hostile computer and no letters. What, do you think I can be pithy in a vaccuum? Send letters damn you. *letters go to : blonde_assassin at celluloidblonde dot com *note, sincerity will be mocked
Dear Blonde Assassin — Today my husband opened up our fridge and saw that I had stocked up on eggs….lots and lots of eggs. And then he saw the toilet paper…lots and lots of toilet paper in the hall closet. I said it was all on sale so I just stocked up. I almost […]