writers are horribly boring
They have anecdotes. Only about writing. Plot. Character. Inspiration. Agents. Page counts. Meetings. Pitches. Only about writing. And the worst. When someone has to tell you every single concept he or she ever thought up. Not in one sentence. The whole pitch. Like the meeting pitch. [A meeting pitch lasts an hour.] Followed by pitch. Followed by pitch. Followed by hello another freaking pitch.
[There is a reason I fear and loath the phone.]
Worse than pitches from when someone was thirteen years old moving forward to the present though? Which once in a while is actually minorly funny?
[For the wrong reasons.]
Post it blog posts. Ahhhhh!
You get post its are little yellow squares of paper, right?
•I used post its to map my story today.
•I photographed the post its that are mapping my story today.
•I am wondering if these post its are working mapping my story today.
•I am perving out on the post its tracking my story today.
You know engineers who have the biggest geek rep on the planet second only to maybe UFO aficionados are not even so geeky or boring they publish photos of freaking post its you know that right?
Jeezu. Just stop that. I am a writer. I do not do that it is freaking embarrassing you do stop it right now.
*In our next episode of writers are boring we will address “moleskins are glorified tablets.”