why max's friend has extra locks on the door
[Why Max’s friend has extra locks on the door.]
[Okay she doesn’t. But why she should have extra locks but is too damn lazy and doesn’t care if her children are scarred for life anyway.]
Hardworking Strong Silent Type Husband : Sweetie, I can’t find the…. Ooh, wife, bedroom, alone. [pounce, throws book friend is peacefully reading across the room]
Brilliant Oldest Son : [who, by the way, is not at all self-centered] [while opening bedroom door] Hey, what are you guys doing here? I need some privacy to call my girlfriend.
Adorable Youngest Son : [while opening bedroom door] Mooom…. Oooh can I play too?
Beloved Middle Son : [while opening bedroom door!] Moooom, can you open the back door for me, my hands are fu…l? That’s gross! Honestly, can’t you wait till we’re asleep?
Hardworking Strong Silent Type Husband : Nevermind. [leaves]
Friend: [with an evil laugh, snuggles back down with book]
[originally inspired by why max has extra locks on the door]