why i hate gay guys
I am —
Walking home. It has been a really long day. First, because I could not sleep and needed to be somewhere the next day so just flat out skipped sleep entirely in order to show up on time. Second, because it was a long hot trip home [what the hell it is 90 degrees in January?] in really uncomfortable shoes that just about guaranteed I would never walk again. Third, because I was burrying someone. And fourth, because when I finally stripped out of my memorial service finery, crawled into shorts and a hoody and my Uggs to make a quick trip to the store —
Gay guys walking towards me up the street. And they give me that snide once over gay guys sometimes give women. They are evaluating me. And they are both wearing this snide superior expression. “Oh look at her in shorts and Uggs.” Which bad news gay guys still does not give you a vagina so bite me. But it makes you feel bad when someone is giving you that snicker behind the eyes look that says on some level they have evaluated you and found you cheap and lacking. And they are sneaking each other glances too saying, “Oh yes I completely agree.” Before fixing me again with their superior asshole gay guy superiority glance.