well this is wrong
On Drunken Blogging Night? Oh, five hundred plus visits.
On Drunken Birthday Night? Color me frisky. Five hundred plus visits.
Not really. There were visits. But not 500. Not even 100. I mean, we are talking seriously lame. And okay. It was St. Patrick’s Day. But still.
Ask me which matters. Me drinking? Or saving furry kids with four paws and a tail?
Hint: Saving furry kids with four paws and a tail.
Wow this is such an easy exam.
Go save someone furry with four paws and a tail right now you slackers.