vodka & chaka khan
Vodka. And Chaka Khan.
If you got this quote what you need is a girls’ night out, Sweetie.
[Wait, I do not think that is what I need.]
Who needs all these boy problems?
[Um, me? Listen, anything male would do. Really.]
You just get in your flannel pajamas and under this blanket and I will go get us the vodka from the freezer and the Coyote Ugly DVD and then there will be chatting and giggling and drunken catcalls when that hot Australian guy strips on the bar.
[Screw the Australian stripper, I want Colin Firth.]
[Okay not literally “screw” you get the gist though.]
*do not ask what a royal pain it was figuring out how to load a damn image with the new dashboard