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valentines survey

goddessThis survey swiped liberally and without apology because I am just like that from Rachel.

VALENTINES SURVEY
1. Do you like anyone? Very few people.

2. Do they know it? Oh hell no no one needs that kind of power.

IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU:
1. Had someone buy you something? Yes thank God for female friends.

2. Bought something? Food and rent, Baby, food and rent.

3. Gotten sick? Yes and my eggnog love has been sucked dry for life.

4. Been hugged? Oh you madman. It is germ season.

5. Felt stupid? Regularly. There is a name for that. It is called life.

6. Talked to an ex? Hell no. That is no way to start the new year.

7. Missed someone? Yes. He had four paws and a tail.

8. Danced crazy? Yes, New Year’s Eve on the roof. Yay!

9. Gotten your hair cut? No and the neighbors are plotting an intervention.

10. Lied? I am sure so but it comes so natural nothing really stands out. Wait, you mean to other people?

HAVE YOU EVER. . .
1. Said “I Love you” and meant it? Sure. Wow was I wrong.

2. Given money to a homeless person? Oftener than is really a good idea.

3. Waited all night for a phone call that never came? Does getting black out drunk count as waiting?

4. Sat and looked at the stars? Sure but those little bastards look back that is suspicious behavior if you ask me.

5. Do you swear? Exactly what the fuck do you mean by that?

6. You’re happy with your hair? In my universe, the correct question is, Is my hair happy with me?

7. Do you like to swim? Say, was this survey written by a Golden Retriever?

8. Call a friend when you’re bored? No. I blog to avoid human contact.

9. Flowers or angels? Flowers? Angels? Are you on goddamned happy pills?

10. Gray or black? Gray. [That is my suave attempt to convince the universe I am struggling for harmonious balance. Crafty, huh?]

11. Color or black and white photos? Black & White is gray too doofus.

12. Lust or love? At this point I would settle for lust. Big lust. Huge lust. Really amazing shocking rock hard abs slam you up against the wall sweat till you break… um, maybe we should skip this one.

13. Sunrise or sunset? Midnight, Baby, Midnight.

BONUS VALENTINE’S QUESTIONS:
1. You have a valentines planned out to have? No. Excuse me while I sharpen this razor blade and check for Hemlock in the pantry.

2. Do you like having a valentine? I am sorry that journal is in storage.

3. Does someone like you currently? Only the ever-changing cast of stalkers.

4. Are you even worried about the upcoming holiday? Worried no. Suicidal yes.

5. What’s the best gift to receive on the day? The Imaginary Boyfriend. Doy.

[Say, is there a special prize for the bonus questions? I missed that part. Also, my answers and Rachel’s answers are so damn similar at times there was just no point changing them they were the same answer. I am checking for scars where an attached twin may have been surgically removed at birth.]

where the art work came from : that is nouveau goddess by svetlana valueva

where the valentine survey came from : yoyo-dyne propulsion labs

14 Responses to valentines survey

  1. aj

    “8. Call a friend when you’re bored? No. I blog to avoid human contact”

    You dangerous socialite.

  2. max

    Yez. I am a social butterfly.

  3. “10. Lied? I am sure so but it comes so natural nothing really stands out. Wait, you mean to other people?”

    I need to start answering questions like this. You crack me up, Max.

  4. 8. Danced crazy? Yes, New Year’s Eve on the roof. Yay!

    Hey – were you drunken blogging on the roof?

  5. Sophia

    “12. Lust or love? At this point I would settle for lust. Big lust. Huge lust. Really amazing shocking rock hard abs slam you up against the wall sweat till you break…” No comments. THUD!

  6. max

    I went up on the roof to watch the fireworks go at midnight. California midnight. Your midnight was 3 hours gone already.

    [Breath, Sophia, breath.]

  7. Sophia

    You’re making it so hard.

  8. max

    It is a good thing you are a girl or I would be worried about that last statement.

  9. Thank God for women friends~~

    Yeah but you’ve got to watch out for those, too. Especially. The ever changing cast of stalkers may be safer.

  10. max

    Stilletto, you totally need new women friends.

  11. Sophia

    It’s a good thing I’m a girl or I would be worried about my last statement too.

  12. You’re absolutely right. Most of them are fair weather friends.

  13. 1. Said “I Love you” and meant it?

    To me its kinda of difficult to 100% mean those 3 words when you are expected to say it on that day.

    Like you are expected to do all the other things where’s that element of romance when your other half expects u to do it?

  14. max

    That is funny coming from someone who sells flowers. Shouldn’t you be pushing flowers for V Day?

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