I am so unprepared for this. I did not even know I was at milestone ground zero until yesterday when knowing it was somewhere on the distant horizon [hello distant?] I casually perused stats and whammo there it was a really scary really intimidating 99 staring back at me.
Yegads. Another commemorative moment.
And not on the distant horizon. Right now.
[You are asking yourself how I can pull off two commemorative moments in one month, right? Um. Right. Me too.]
I am totally unprepared. I told you that.
I could make a desperate run at MORE witty and MORE entertaining than I have been for the last 99 posts [hey it was not even easy being witty OR entertaining in those posts forget MORE witty and MORE entertaining and also the snail posts are still completely questionable].
I could cheat.
Cheat so works for me.
To commemorate Celluloid Blonde’s One Hundred Posts Day I throw myself on the mercy of the film gods and instead of relying on my demonstrably lacking internal fortitude [sorry pilgrim forebears] I give you —
The greatest montage in the history of film :
Kiss someone today.