u is for underwear
It is past time —
For a new survey but I cannot always lean on Rachael for surveys [Rachael always does the best surveys but she has not done one in a LONG time] so I went and hunted one up. I am just all pro-active like that [not really but it was totally time] so —
The A to Z Survey. Yay!
A is for Allergies~ Grapefruit, Vaseline and, um, [okay just do not ask] Nanoxynol-9.
B is for Beer~ Becks. Yay!
C is for Career~ Writer, teacher, girl wonder.
D is your dog’s name~ Okay I am so stealing my friend’s dog Oscar here.
E is for Essential item you use everyday~ A tiara and a prayer.
F is for favorite TV show~ What is The Untitled Max Adams Project Alex?
G is for Game~ Man Hunt Yay!
H is for home town~ Highway 101 : Population California.
I is for instruments~ Um, musical, world domination, or mass destruction?
J is for juice~ Merlot.
[What? It has grapes.]
K is for whose butt you’d like to kick~ Um. Answering this question is what we in the assassin ninja biz call “telegraphing.” We do not do that.
L is for last place you lived~ Hollywood Baby.
M is for marriage~ Come back with a bigger diamond and we might talk.
N is your name~ Max Dammit Adams.
O is for overnight hospital stays~ Is “more than I can remember a count on” bad?
P is for passion~ I lusted after Simon Baker during a TV break today does that count?
Q is for quote~ “I am tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want an adorable pancreas?”
[Jean Kerr rocks.]
R is for regret~ I totally regret REPEATEDLY not winning The Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes.
S is for status~ 10 cigarettes, 1 glass of wine, 117 pounds. But the day is young and there is more wine in the fridge — and ice cream yay!
T is for the time you woke up~ Hello? Crazed artist here? We do not check clocks when we rise we check clocks when we set.
U is for underwear~ That is a pretty frisky question coming from someone asking marriage questions with no ring.
V is for vegetable~ Um. No offense but I only date in my own weight class.
W is for worst habit~ Hey. I look damn good in a habit.
X is for X-ray~ Foot ankle shin knee [are we counting MRI’s or just straight X-rays?] wrist shoulder forearm skull neck spine teeth jaw lungs stomach — oh hell let’s just figure my chromosome count is a little off by now and call this bad boy done.
Y is for your favorite sport~ Hockey yay! Okay not really hockey. Hockey players. Yay!
Z is for zodiac~ Aquarius. But I have this thing for Virgos….