trench coat follies
I headed out one night and it was cold so I bundled up and after I made it to the local bar [there are only two it is a very small place so you are bound to know someone at any of the two bars within a seventy-five mile radius oog] someone was making fun of my big trench and said, What do you have on under that big trench?
And I opened it and said, Another trench.
[Because, doy, I was wearing two trench coats. It was to me that cold.]
That guy never recovered.