too many medical shows
Now I have done it. I have watched too many medical shows. First two seasons of House. Now I am on the second season of Grey’s Anatomy. And now I have some sort of weird pain in my left side. It started Monday for no reason. Then expanded so it hurt every time I moved too fast or took too deep a breath. [Natch, I immediately got hiccups.] Now it extends through to my back and up to my left shoulder.
What the hell? I would think I pulled something but I was sitting at the desk when it started how can you pull something sitting at a desk?
Natch, watching all these medical shows, I have in the last couple weeks seen every minor symptom you can have diagnosed as a horrific and rare disease which requires a brain biopsy and fifty thousand MRI’s [hey I have had one of those and they will never get me in that coffin o’ claustrophobia again] so natch also I am assuming here I am on the verge of renal failure — no doubt as a result of coming in contact with a bird usually only found in the deepest forests of South Africa only one escaped a Long Beach shipyard, jimmied the lock while I was out, scattered dangerous South African bird spoor around the loft, and then snuck out again to find its next victim.
Maybe it is time to take a short break from medical shows.