this week's scary personal
Ooh la la —
I’m looking for the right woman to hang out with ever day, all day. I like someone who likes to work during the day, cuddle at night and have fun on the weekends. During the week I don’t do too much.
[You know that just spells reality television waiting to happen.]
where the art work comes from :
that is one of kym’s frog photos
0 Responses to this week’s scary personal
You never know when Prince(ess) Charming pops up … in your bath tub, or on the telly.
Silly Till. I am Princess Charming and I pop up on your computer screen.
Survivor L.A. ;-)
Or an episode on 30 ROCK
my personal all time favorite classified (not a personal) ran a few years ago in the Kansas City Times (Star?): “I will go anywhere in the world and do anything legal for $25,000” … so i had one of my reporters answer the ad and the first thing the guy said was “who do you want killed?” to which my reporter replied “wait! — KILLING is legal?” …. to which the guy running the ad asked “what country we talking about?”
… we also ran an ad a few years ago that read simply: “male pond scum; some woman should do something about it” — this ad generated the highest number of hits we ever had in our personal classifieds, including a response from a young woman working in my accounting department … and so it goes, and so do i.
Tell the truth Pete. Who did you get knocked off?
Sounds like he’s looking for a meal ticket and an unlimited supply of booty calls.
I bought a card one time that cracked me up that was almost almost verbatim that personal: “I have a job, I work all day, on weekends I don’t do nuthin.” I see the front of the card in my head every time I read that personal.
Damn, I sent in the wrong text . . . .
Oops. Sorry I blocked your emails Frontier.
okayokay, max, i’ll fess up — several hollywood execs (sorry i lost count when i hit double digits) and my first and third agents just for the heck of it and on general principle … btw, to my knowledge none of the execs were ever missed, and in the case of the agents, since both of course were humanoid and not human, there would have been nothing prosecutable anyway, except destruction of property valued at $50 and under …
Max,
You left on your bedroom light, your bathroom curtain is ajar and you really need to watch what you’re leaving in the trash . . .
Oops.
“I’m looking for the right woman to hang out with ever day, all day. I like someone who likes to work during the day, cuddle at night and have fun on the weekends. During the week I don’t do too much.”
Might I suggest purchasing a dog…or clinging marsupial of some type.
Valliant come bench press me.