this is not rocket science

I am watching —

This romantic comedy. The lead is a guy. He is having a hard time with women. So he has sex with a lot of women. And the film shows him having sex with woman after woman. For ten minutes the film shows him having sex with woman after woman.

I made it through that part. [Barely.] It was the best friend who finally killed it for me with some really grotesque “gravy” metaphor that was I think supposed to be about sperm but I am not sure I sort of have a mental block now. I turned it off.

 

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I am watching another romantic comedy. A guy gets dumped by his girl. So he has sex with lots of women. And the film shows him having sex with woman after woman. It does not go on for ten minutes. [Thank God.] But long enough.

I made it through that part. It was attacking and slaughtering a live pig with a knife that finally did it for me. I turned it off.

 

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I do not know what the people who made these movies were thinking. These are romantic comedies. Traditionally the audience for romantic comedies is women. So listen, if you were involved in any way with making these movies? Here is a tip :

Women do not want to spend ten minutes watching a guy have sex with lots of women.

And.

Women do not want to spend two hours listening to grotesque sperm/gravy jokes.

And.

NO ONE GOES TO A ROMANTIC COMEDY TO WATCH A PIG GET GUTTED.

 

where the art work comes from:
that is from kelko