things that bug me
Why can I leave my toothbrush plugged in for months on end, but if I leave my phone plugged in five minutes past the charge cut off the battery gets killed?
[Can’t the phone people buy batteries from the toothbrush people?]
Why don’t French people get fat?
[French people have no low fat food shouldn’t they be fat as hell?]
Why do all police women on TV have long hair?
[Isn’t long hair a handle for bad guys to grab?]
Why is everyone I know taking anti-depressives depressed?
[If people take do-not-be-depressed medicine, shouldn’t they be not depressed?]
Why do Republican candidates say terminating a pregnancy is murdering a baby but if it is performed for health reasons or after a rape it is okay?
[Shouldn’t murdering a baby never be okay?]