things grown men shouldn't do
THINGS GROWN MEN SHOULDN’T DO:
Hop out of an idling car at dusk, leaving the door open and the engine idling, and cut directly across the street to intercept a lone woman on the sidewalk who does not know you.
Approach a lone woman who does not know you in a parking garage at 5 AM.
Follow a woman who does not know you out of a grocery store parking lot in your truck and not take the hint when she makes 3 U-Turns to lose you.
*Bonus Points: Approaching her when she pulls into a 7-11 parking lot you should also not be surprised she is on a cell giving your license plate number to cops.
*I do not know why anyone needs to say this out loud but apparently it does need to be said out loud.
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