the writer joke


curious cow


So there is this writer —

He is headed home after a long day obviously not writing [bad writer] only his house is surrounded by flashing emergency lights and flashing police cars and police tape all the hell over and a S.W.A.T. team out front and a surging crowd and doy the guy is totally panicked and shoves to the front saying, Move, move, this is my house! Let me through!

He gets to the front because writers are not as wimpy as they look and the S.W.A.T. team leader yanks him aside and tells him a man has taken the writer’s wife and children hostage and is holding them prisoner inside the house and the man inside says he will not talk to anyone but the writer, does the writer have any enemies? [Okay, dumb question, the writer works in Hollywood, but stick with me it is a joke.] And the writer says, My God, no, who is this mad man!? And the S.W.A.T. team leader says, All we know is he says he is your agent. And the writer says —

Really? My agent came to my house?


[that one is for sulya]


7 Responses to the writer joke

  1. californiablogging

    Oh that’s a good one!

  2. sulya

    Thank you, max. No, you had not told that one.

    (There is much devilish giggling here right now – mine, not the toddlers )

  3. Hahaha! I guess only a real insider would understand it but that’s funny as hell!

  4. max

    Yeah I always wonder if the jokes are funny to people outside the business. It helps when you do the voice right too.

  5. You are teasing that guy who asked about Max and Cow aren’t you?

  6. max

    Oh I just really like that cow image it goes great with a joke.

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