the useless park
A small park in the center of a small city in Northern California. It is very pretty. Pristine. With pretty green grass and pretty little flowers and pretty little benches. Nobody sits on those benches. Nobody sits on the grass. Nobody eats lunch there or visits there. Nobody walks there. It is full of signs. Do not walk on grass. Do not loiter. Do not smoke. Do not eat. Do not drink. Do not skateboard. Do not play music.
It is the most useless park in the world.