the trouble with exercise
Just that you have to do the freaking exercise. It is all the extra stuff that goes with doing the freaking exercise. Like —
Food. When I exercise I get hungry. I stay hungry. I am hungry. All. The. Time. Which means I have to eat twice as much. Seriously. It is like shoveling coal into an engine.
Which means I have to prepare twice as much food.
Which means I have to wash twice as many dishes.
Then there is sweat. Exercise makes me sweat. It is just a tragic fact. That means, every time I exercise, I have to rip off all my clothes and bathe. This does not just lead to extra bathing. This leads to —