the lizard makes his move

 

There is a small green lizard on the balcony.

For a while, the small green lizard was pretty good about just being still while I was out there.

 

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Times have changed.

 

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Now.

The lizard’s thing is making a run across my feet and staring at me hard from [whatever I guess is] a safe lizard position.

 

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I have no idea what kind of bravery is required to be a 1 ounce lizard attempting to stare down and intimidate a 100+ pound human for balcony privileges.