the imaginary boyfriend kisses the curb
That is Eduardo Verastegui.
Yes. Him. Up there.
He just killed the imaginary boyfriend.
[That is so wrong.]
Mirco and I have been tragically drifting apart. He neglects me.
[Probably because Mirco has never met me, has no idea who I am, lives in a foreign country, and also does not speak English but THAT IS NO EXCUSE. Also TJ regularly casts aspersions on Mirco’s interest in women which just is harsh and also detrimental to my fantasy life. Dumb TJ.]
But the final blow came yesterday.
It was not my fault. I was innocently plugging in a DVD to see a flick when WHAM —
The most beautiful man face hit the screen.
The movie was Bella and even in a beard this guy is beautiful. [I do not even like beards but I am pretty sure they could put a paper bag over this guy’s head and he would still be beautiful.] Also he is brunette and I have a weakness for brunettes.
I am so sorry Mirco.
*this is catastrophe i cannot have an imaginary boyfriend who a] works in hollywood and b] speaks english so it is not like i can plug in this eduardo character to replace mirco and also do you know how hard bergamasco was to learn to spell verastegui is impossible now i have no imaginary boyfriend
*probably i should say something about the film instead of just perving out on the leading man or traumatizing myself with lost imaginary boyfriends — the film is good go rent it