the great pants kitty naming frenzy
Pants has succumbed —
To the charms of a kitten. And brought him home. And is now in kitty name choosing frenzy. Also she foolishly posted a call for name suggestions [go make name suggestions] and that can only confuse matters more — yay! Fun for the whole family! [Okay I am aberrant walk it off Cujo.]
Unnamed Kitteh is a Manx.
Manx do not have cat tails.
Manx have Manx tails.
Which are not tails at all.
There are legends about the missing Manx tail.
One is Noah closed the ark door too fast.
[Noah so needs a better publicist that guy gets
blamed for everything.]
Another is Manx are descended from a cat and rabbit
who fell in love
and that is why Manx has no tail at all
and also has too long legs
and also hops.
You cannot fight a legend kitten.
Pants never had a chance.