the flip flop wars
I am turning into my grandmother or something. People I know have just worn flip flops to two so not flip flop occasions and now I am handing out little pearls of wisdom like, If footwear is appropriate for a thirteen year old girl to wear by the pool it is not appropriate for an adult woman to wear to the office or on a date.
I am so scandalized.
Also I so am turning into my grandmother.
*for the aussies in the crowd flip flops are what you call thongs but we have a whole other meaning for “thongs” in the stripes so do not yell that too loud at an airport