the fairy tale dialogues : part ii
The Fairy Tale Dialogues
As told by Mom of Max & Kid Max
Part II : The Princess and the Pea
Mom of Max: The prince stacked many mattresses very high and put one pea beneath them.
Kid Max: Is this a cooked pea or a not cooked pea?
Mom of Max: A not cooked pea. It was very hard and small. Then he invited princesses from faraway lands to visit.
Kid Max: [Note to self: Check under the mattress at sleepovers.]
Mom of Max: Each night, a princess slept on the many mattresses. Each morning the prince would ask, How did you sleep? The first princess answered, Oh very well. And he knew she was not the one. The second princess answered, Oh very well. And he knew she was not the one. But the third princess said she could not sleep at all, there was a lump in the mattress and she tossed and turned all night. Then the prince knew he had found the true princess and he married her.
Kid Max: He married her?
Mom of Max: Yes. She was sensitive and could feel the pea so he knew she was the true princess.
Kid Max: A true princess would not be rude and complain about the mattress.
Mom of Max: A true child of my womb would get the metaphor and not sass me.
Kid Max: I am not eating any damn peas either.
fairy tale dialogues : part i
fairy tale dialogues : part ii
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23 Responses to the fairy tale dialogues : part ii
“Kid Max: A true princess would not be rude and complain about the mattress.
Mom of Max: A true child of my womb would get the metaphor and not sass me.”
That was pretty funny. It made me laugh. :-)
Kid Max, rocks!
That cracked me up.
Kisses!
Kid Anita is wondering-
This is a story about Mattress Pea?
Cooollll
I would never marry a women that was distraught over a mattress pea. You are only setting yourself up for a life time of complaining.
JanieBelle, you are back, yay!
That prince passed on all the nice princesses he was totally looking for a complainer and he got one.
Yeah, I’m slowly gaining speed…
I’ve missed you, Max.
(In a totally cool friend kind of way.)
It is good to see you back, Fresh Stuff.
Mama left out the part about the prince banging all those princesses before he married his one true love.
Hey! This is a fairy tale. Jeez.
Exactly! And fairy tales were dark to begin with…MUHAHAHAHA!
Stilletto! I am surprised at you.
People in fairy tales do not “bang.” They fuck.
People in fairy tales do not “bang.” They fuck.
Max! Oh no you didn’t lol
:::whistling:::
Still speechless.
Anyone else notice that he was trying to find the one girl who was extremely sensitive to small objects?
Not until you mentioned it.
That is very observant — and very funny.
I feel compelled to say that the princess didn’t wake up and go to the prince and say, “You bastard, my stack of mattresses was miserable lumpy and I hate you”.
She was asked how she slept. She answered honestly.
The other princesses might not have been insensitve to the pea, they just chose not to say anything for any number of reasons up to and including that some talking animal told them that if they mentioned it they would have to marry this kinky git with his stack of mattresses and food fetishes.
So, in the end, the true princess is punished by marriage to a moron for being honest and could really use some friends dammit, especially some in-the-know talking animals!
[wink]
Well, probably, especially since on her wedding night she is going to discover why the prince thinks it is so important he marry a girl sensitive to extrmely small objects….
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Engtech! lol
yark!
“Yark” is a fabulous word.