the coffee gods hate me : part i


I cannot make coffee.

Maybe that is misleading.

I can “make” coffee. But, no one can drink it.

I tried for years too, to make coffee. Till the day I told a friend coming over, Oh cool I will try a new coffee thing.

She said, Max, if you make me try to drink your coffee again, I am not coming. I will stop at Starbucks on the way. What do you want?


where the art work comes from :
that is from gabriel m.a.

0 Responses to the coffee gods hate me : part i

  1. carpeviam

    Haha! That’s hilarious. I love coffee. Just pitched my coffee maker to go french press all the time. And it takes “all the time” to make it!

  2. Faig M

    Max, go for those brass pots with long handles that you have to put on fire and wait for the contents to boil. You take it off the burner just when the boiling contents are about to overflow. Wait 10 seconds, put it back again and repeat action 1.
    Then, you’ve got coffee.

  3. Faig M

    it’s called “cezve (jezve)” or “ibrik”. Simply put, the Turkish coffee pot.

  4. Just Irish it up. No one will notice.

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