the church of max's tragically bereft stove
We were discussing how nice it would if dinner just fell out of the sky already toasty and in foil for a nice snack [okay really we were discussing whether or not wolves would eat cosmonauts who fell out of the sky all toasty already in foil] and I said I stared real hard at the stove each night but so far no luck [look I cannot cook it is not my fault it is genetic] so we formed a new religion : The Church of Max’s Tragically Bereft Stove religion. It is perfect. Penitents can sit before the stove and offer up prayers for sustenance and you know that has got to be more fun than burlap we will get converts all over I bet.
We did not know how to start a new religion [well I did not I have my suspicions about Anita Marie] but IMMEDIATELY —
Rain posted a firm that will set your new religion up for you. How kismet is that?
From The Law Offices of Rufinus & Rufinus
Now Specializing in New Religions
& Other Church-State Issues
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Until now, however, the process of starting a new religion and having it officially recognized has been cumbersome and obscure. But no more! The Law Offices of Rufinus & Rufinus will help you choose the beliefs with the most earning power, ordain your clergy in the most efficacious fashion, and set up a campaign of proslytization to grow your new faith into a profitable nonprofit institution.
Rain is so smart. This is fate for sure. Also it will be handy in case this strike thing does not work out. Yay!
*ps : penitents are strongly encouraged to stop at taco bell on the way over and pick up a nice taco salad for the hostess