the boyfriend card
I am outside —
A club in San Diego. I am there seeing Thicker Than Thieves. Brian the guitar player is a friend — also so is his wife do not get ideas.
We [the girls] have had a lot to drink and are outside getting air [or in my case, inhaling cigarettes] and this guy outside is jumping up and down like he is in a mosh pit and “accidentally” slamming into us.
Even a non-smoker might have probs with this and I tell him to knock it off. Then my girlfriends and he get into some kind of stand off. “My boyfriend is this cool guy so much better than you and you suck so go away.” “My boyfriend is this cool guy so much better than you you suck so go away.”
Then the guy turns to me.
I say, “I don’t have a boyfriend I just don’t like you.”
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PWNED.
BTW, Happy Thanksgiving!
“I say, “I don’t have a boyfriend I just don’t like you”
Hmm. Now where have I heard that one before? lol
What does PWNED stand for? [Am I going to feel really stupid when I find out?]
PWNED is an evolution of the gaming term “owned”, as in, “OWNED!” It was such a common mis-type that it became its own term. See also ZOMG.
It means owned.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned
“this guy outside” sounds like a bouncy little muppet. You sure he wasn’t high?
I am so falling behind on my game terminology. Oh nos.
Necro, odds are he was totally high.