ten things i learned reading for nicholl
Repeating it ten times will for sure make it funnier.
Comedy leads’ dialogue should be totally flat and upstaged by secondary character dialogue because flat dialogue is what makes stars sign contracts.
Cat evisceration scenes are fun for the whole family.
Formatting programs turn people into overnight successes.
Characters quoting Shakespeare will always improve a script.
No one gets tired of Elvis jokes — ever.
“Embarrassingly” is one frisky adverb forget those whacky Webster boys.
Weird aberrant script covers are more attractive than no script covers.
“She is a natural beauty” just never gets old.
Greg Beal totally loves pale gray text and will visit your website for squinting fun if you just use enough of it.