tarot.com to the rescue
Tarot.com just sent me super model email.
Really. They did. Unleash Your Inner Super Model.
That is hilarious to me. Not only can I get tarot card readings to tell me about love and career, Tarot.com is plugged in and can get me spiffy skin cream that will fix both up in a jiff.
Hey thanks Tarot.com.
[I did not even know I had an inner super model to unleash.]
Now I have to just figure out if I am brave enough to open this other email [not from Tarot.com] Are You As Smart as a Fifth Grader?
I think I have a fighting chance there. I passed fifth grade and that fifth grader could still bomb out.