I just realized in a random conversation something I never snapped to before. Texas is the only state in the U.S. I have returned to, to live in, besides California. I have lived in a lot of states. I lost count of interstate moves around interstate move number seven — and I […]
We are having fun. Also I find it crazy fun that people actually come looking for me on the smoking patio behind Driskill Bar. Okay sure that is predictable but also, how cool is that? Also here are some photos to cheer you up before you go all “don’t smoke” on my ass. Yay! […]
Don’t forget, Friday night Gridiron Heroes softball. Bring cleats.
So foolishly Saturday night I went dancing in totally inappropriate shoes. [Hey, I did not know I was going dancing, I thought I was going to a comedy club. And I did that too. The dancing was a surprise event that came after.] Then for good measure, I trotted up and down unfriendly […]
Texas reminds me of Malibu. Every time I turn around, something is trying to eat me. Something spider bit me. I am allergic all the time in just my skin and, oh, eyes! — to just the air. And now. Something ate hell out of my legs. Fifty bites? I kid not, I […]
There was a kid — In grammar school. His name was Joey. He wore shit clothes. Horrible cast off clothes. Like corduroy coats. He was a foster kid. He was tiny. Smaller than other boys. He wore bad glasses. Big rimmed glasses that probably came off the cheapest ugliest conveyor line of glasses ever. […]
My recent unexpected house guest. Why I will have no more unexpected house guests. Sometimes, duct tape is very feng shui.
After exhaustive study, and this is no small thing, being new to Texas and having to bone up on everything as a noob, and knowing full well I am a noob so may be making some glaring errors — point it out please before Tuesday if I am — I have come to […]