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max mas yay!

  MaxMas!   Yay! Where? Austin Texas When? February 12 What Time? 12:01 AM until closing [we use the term “closing” loosely] How should you celebrate MaxMas? Oh let us count the ways… wait, we do not want to overwhelm you, let’s do a top five:   TOP FIVE WAYS TO CELEBRATE MAXMAS: 1. Buy […]

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maxmas, yay!

  3 weeks till MaxMas!   Yay! Where?  Austin Texas When?  February 12 What Time?  12:01 AM until closing [we use the term “closing” loosely] How should you celebrate MaxMas?  Oh let us count the ways… wait, we do not want to overwhelm you, let’s do a top five:   TOP FIVE WAYS TO CELEBRATE […]

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maxmas!

  Closed for — Birthday festivities. Yay! Yay! Yay! Back on Valentine’s Day. [Maybe.] Till then I will be engaged in questionable activities.   Love and Kisses, Your Blonde Assassin   Birthday Motto 2011 is “Get me drunk, get me naked, and save the wolves!” Drunk and naked are questionable — okay not really — […]

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maxmas has begun!

  Closed for — Birthday festivities. Yay! Yay! Yay! Back on Valentine’s Day. [Maybe.] Till then I will be engaged in questionable activities.   Love and Kisses, Your Blonde Assassin   While you are waiting for me — do not lie I know you are chewing furniture — send me interesting mail : :::letters:::.   […]

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