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It’s probably just me. But I keep staring at this package of packing materials that showed today. And thinking — Shouldn’t a company that sells packing and shipping materials be better at packing and shipping materials? I’m totally afraid of it.
I love this. [Yeah, I know, I am youtube crazed right now.] [Get over it. This rocks. Yay!] [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG5fFI3eorg]
So the move is on the horizon and I have started checking out Craigslist apartment listings to see what is out there. Wow do I hate Austin apartment brokers. Let me count the reasons why — FIVE REASONS MAX HATES AUSTIN APARTMENT RENTAL BROKERS 1: Austin apartment rental brokers are the only […]
I’m on the balcony — Having a smoke. There’s a small thump to my right. I look right, see nothing. I look up. There is a German Shepherd puppy on a third floor balcony with perked earls looking down at me intently. I think it’s a German Shepherd puppy. It’s getting dark but the […]
I had paper dolls when I was a kid. I spent a lot of time with my grandmother. I was dressing the paper dolls in ski clothes one day. [It’s not my fault, some sort of Sochi winter Olympics shit was going down.] My grandmother said, “Yeah it’s easy to dress them in ski […]
So foolishly Saturday night I went dancing in totally inappropriate shoes. [Hey, I did not know I was going dancing, I thought I was going to a comedy club. And I did that too. The dancing was a surprise event that came after.] Then for good measure, I trotted up and down unfriendly […]
I got yoga shorts. It is horrifying looking at my poor bare knees and thighs in the studio mirror — and also a lot easier for instructors to bust you if your thighs are not straining hard enough — but really a relief to not start wanting to rip my pants off halfway through […]
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